Diorsnow Flower Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion Spf50 Pa+++
Whoa!
Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 calendar month without a novel post!
How did that happen?
My novel project punched me inwards the face, total force, thus difficult that it took me a calendar month to instruct upwards too instruct my sh*t together. No, I don't run for the UFC equally an MMA fighter. I'm only a proper Japanese salarywoman now. With run meetings that lastly into eternity, too nomikais to attend, too urgent paperwork to accept attention of, too weekend work, only because. That form of stuff.
What keeps me going is payday (that's the argue I took this project inwards the commencement place) too 1 of my co-workers, who looks similar a Japanese version of Robert Downey Jr.
Anyway, what was I going to verbalize virtually today? I forgot already.
That should tell you lot everything you lot demand to know virtually this lamentable mess that is Dior's commencement exertion at a cushion foundation. That I am to a greater extent than excited to tell you lot virtually the guy I run with than this cushion. The guy is hot, this cushion is not.
If individual had told me this 2 months agone when I commencement bought this cushion, I would receive got died laughing. But hither I am, 2 months later, gear upwards to finally acknowledge the truth.
This Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ is equally far from perfect equally you lot tin instruct without leaving our solar system.
There is no other agency to set it - this Diorsnow Bloom Perfect long shout cushion sucks.
And it sucks big time.
Actually, it shouldn't surprise me. Dior does everything on a grand scale. So no wonder that if they practice something that sucks, it's sucking on a grand scale, too.
I beloved Dior. I receive got ever loved Dior. I receive got loved Dior fifty-fifty when the products I bought were non working for me. Because Dior, you lot know? Just the shout lone makes me experience of import too fancy.
I alive too buy the farm past times Dior mascaras too Dior fragrances.
When Diorsnow commencement appeared on the marketplace (yes, I am that old), my panties nearly melted off from sheer excitement.
When lastly yr the tidings came out that Dior was working with Amore Pacific* to create a cushion foundation, it was equally if a heavenly cherub choir was singing. I mean, Amore Pacific. Cushion. Dior. Impossible to f*ck it up, right? Right? RIGHT???
* Amore Pacific is a South Korean cosmetics giant, the habitation of such brands equally Laneige too Iope with many others, that basically created the cushion foundation equally nosotros know it.
And thus the cushion landed.
And everything has changed.
My basis volition never live the same.
So let's instruct this prepare wreck started, shall we?
First, the name.
Really? Are you lot freakin' kidding me?
Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ ???
Who the f*ck idea of this ridiculous name? Did they receive got a company-wide challenger for the longest too most incomprehensible shout too the janitor, who didn't speak whatsoever English, submitted the winning entry?
Second, the price.
Really? Are you lot freakin' kidding me?
Yes, I know that this Diorsnow long shout cushion is sold with a refill, the agency Asian cushions are, but seriously, 8500 yen addition tax?
What is this cushion made of? Unicorn farts too pixie dust?
Probably I'd bitch less virtually the toll if this was a decent cushion, but alas, it is not.
Luckily, I didn't completely lose my hear because Dior too solely bought a refill.
And luckily, because it was developed with Amore Pacific, it genuinely fits into Amore Pacific cushion compacts.
Third, the performance.
Really? Are you lot freakin' kidding me?
Really, if I am going to pass that much coin on a luxury cosmetic, I hold back it to be, you lot know, luxury too stuff.
What I don't hold back it to practice is to oxidize inside thirty seconds of beingness applied.
And I don't hold back it to totally rub off too disappear inside three hours of beingness applied.
This cushion was released inwards Nihon the same twenty-four hours that the Shu Uemura cushion hitting the stores and, of course, I was at the Dior counter that afternoon gear upwards to shop.
I'm glad they added that past times Dior disclaimer, but I'm certain at that spot volition all the same live naive souls out at that spot reading it too believing that it was Dior who came upwards with the commencement cushion ever.
I asked the sales assistant for the lightest shade, 005, too she dutifully swiped or thus on my hand. And nosotros both stared inwards utter horror.
She looked at the cushion label, she looked at printed color table, too thinking the cushion was mislabeled, genuinely went to opened upwards a novel one.
She swatched it on my arm again, too the same affair happened. The swatch turned into a nighttime mess inside thirty seconds.
Her exact words were "I don't know why it's thus dark, but it's also nighttime for you. I can't sell this cushion to you. The color looks goose egg similar the swatch table. I'm thus sorry."
This cushion comes inwards three shades: 005, 010 too 020 - dark, darker too the darkest.
005 was supposed to live the lightest, developed with fair-skinned Japanese women inwards mind. I am non Japanese, but at that spot is plenty of Japanese base of operations makeup I tin wear. Because it's low-cal plenty for me. And because it doesn't oxidize instantly upon application.
Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 calendar week later, at a dissimilar Dior counter, the sales staff was much improve prepared. They clearly knew that this shit oxidizes similar crazy too were instructed on how to apply it.
I was sat inwards forepart of the mirror too apartment out told that the color is supposed to live that dark. Because, gauge what? It's supposed to live applied onto a gummy white primer base of operations to expression good.
Having said that, the sales lady grabbed non one, but TWO bottles of dissimilar white primers too went to work. When she turned me into a white faced geisha, she thus applied a layer of cushion on plow over of it all.
She also clearly knew that this cushion has a lasting ability of zero, because she thus proceeded to work copious amounts of pulverisation to laid it all into place. She didn't halt until she turned me into a noh mask. And despite her best efforts the foundation all the same managed to darken. She pretended it was supposed to expression similar that. As if having a human face upwards several shades darker than the cervix is a novel fashion trend, or something.
When I was leaving the counter, I overheard or thus other customer, a middle aged Japanese woman, complaining that "Why is this foundation thus dark? Is this the lightest color?"
That somehow leads me to believe that Dior's mindset is all the same stuck inwards the colonial times, when them Asian savages were considered xanthous faced beasts.
Asian brands somehow create practice to build a diversity of shades to adapt a diversity of lighter pare tones (darker pare tones, that's unfortunately, or thus other story), both Asian too non-Asian. And a western build land took the reference to "yellow race" quite literally.
What the fuck Dior?
Swatch of Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ inwards shade 005:
Anyway, is at that spot anything I similar virtually this cushion?
Apart from the fact that it looks similar a Korean cushion too fits into Amore Pacific cushion compacts, no, non really.
Fourth, the ingredients.
Really? Are you lot freakin' kidding me?
Its magical brightening powers are supposed to come upwards from its star component - edelweiss a.k.a. Leontopodium alpinum.
But when you lot expression at the component list, you lot volition consider that Leontopodium alpinum extract is the 36th component out of 48 ingredients total. Ahead of this magical extract nosotros receive got "parfum" too nearly all other fragrance ingredients inwards the formulation. Which makes it clear that the piteous edelweiss is at that spot inwards line amounts, solely for marketing purposes.
Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ ingredients:
So at that spot you lot receive got it.
What should receive got been tears of joy that nosotros finally instruct a decent cushion from a western brand, turned into the weeping hr over my ain stupidity for buying this nonsense.
At to the lowest degree the puff looks familiar, wouldn't you lot say?
And the other side:
Conclusion:
I should receive got listened to myself too sat this 1 out.
But I didn't. Because Dior, you lot know.
Stupid me.
Po polsku:
Poniewaz podklad w poduszce Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ to kolaboracja Diora z poludniowo-koreanskim gigantem kosmetycznym Amore Pacific, oczekiwalam poduszki o poludniowo-koreanskim standardzie (czyli o swiatowym standardzie).
Amore Pacific to koncern practice ktorego naleza takie marki jak, miedzy innymi, Laneige i Iope. Marki Amore Pacific sa znane ze swoich podkladow w poduszkach i co roku plasuja sie na czolowych miejscach w kosmetycznych rankingach.
Od Diora oczekiwalam takiej samej jakosci.
A tymczasem to co zaserwowal nam Dior pod postacia Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ to kosztowny bubel.
Podklad 10 utlenia sie w ekspresowym tempie i ma zerowa trwalosc.
Skladnik, ktory jest na czolowym miejscu marketingowej papki, edelweiss (szarotka alpejska), znajduje sie na 36 miejscu w skladzie. Caly sklad ma 48 pozycji i powyzej szarotki znajduje sie cala gama skladnikow perfumowych. To mowi samo za siebie.
Pomimo zapewnien, ze kolory tego podkladu zostaly dobrane z mysla o azjatyckich karnacjach, sa 1 malo trafione. Co wraz z ekspersowym utelnianiem powoduje, ze mamy trzy odcienie koszmarnej zoltosci - ciemny, ciemniejszy i karykaturalny.
Nie wiem czy eksperci kolorystyczni od Diora wiedza, ze Azjatki raczej stronia sie od slonca i ze wiele z nich odcieniowo plasuje sie w okolicach NC15. Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 jak 10 podklad ma sie practice NC15 to widac na swatchach.
Podsumowujac, Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ to bubel.
Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 calendar month without a novel post!
How did that happen?
My novel project punched me inwards the face, total force, thus difficult that it took me a calendar month to instruct upwards too instruct my sh*t together. No, I don't run for the UFC equally an MMA fighter. I'm only a proper Japanese salarywoman now. With run meetings that lastly into eternity, too nomikais to attend, too urgent paperwork to accept attention of, too weekend work, only because. That form of stuff.
What keeps me going is payday (that's the argue I took this project inwards the commencement place) too 1 of my co-workers, who looks similar a Japanese version of Robert Downey Jr.
Anyway, what was I going to verbalize virtually today? I forgot already.
That should tell you lot everything you lot demand to know virtually this lamentable mess that is Dior's commencement exertion at a cushion foundation. That I am to a greater extent than excited to tell you lot virtually the guy I run with than this cushion. The guy is hot, this cushion is not.
If individual had told me this 2 months agone when I commencement bought this cushion, I would receive got died laughing. But hither I am, 2 months later, gear upwards to finally acknowledge the truth.
This Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ is equally far from perfect equally you lot tin instruct without leaving our solar system.
There is no other agency to set it - this Diorsnow Bloom Perfect long shout cushion sucks.
And it sucks big time.
Actually, it shouldn't surprise me. Dior does everything on a grand scale. So no wonder that if they practice something that sucks, it's sucking on a grand scale, too.
I beloved Dior. I receive got ever loved Dior. I receive got loved Dior fifty-fifty when the products I bought were non working for me. Because Dior, you lot know? Just the shout lone makes me experience of import too fancy.
I alive too buy the farm past times Dior mascaras too Dior fragrances.
When Diorsnow commencement appeared on the marketplace (yes, I am that old), my panties nearly melted off from sheer excitement.
When lastly yr the tidings came out that Dior was working with Amore Pacific* to create a cushion foundation, it was equally if a heavenly cherub choir was singing. I mean, Amore Pacific. Cushion. Dior. Impossible to f*ck it up, right? Right? RIGHT???
* Amore Pacific is a South Korean cosmetics giant, the habitation of such brands equally Laneige too Iope with many others, that basically created the cushion foundation equally nosotros know it.
And thus the cushion landed.
And everything has changed.
My basis volition never live the same.
So let's instruct this prepare wreck started, shall we?
First, the name.
Really? Are you lot freakin' kidding me?
Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ ???
Who the f*ck idea of this ridiculous name? Did they receive got a company-wide challenger for the longest too most incomprehensible shout too the janitor, who didn't speak whatsoever English, submitted the winning entry?
Second, the price.
Really? Are you lot freakin' kidding me?
Yes, I know that this Diorsnow long shout cushion is sold with a refill, the agency Asian cushions are, but seriously, 8500 yen addition tax?
What is this cushion made of? Unicorn farts too pixie dust?
Probably I'd bitch less virtually the toll if this was a decent cushion, but alas, it is not.
Luckily, I didn't completely lose my hear because Dior too solely bought a refill.
And luckily, because it was developed with Amore Pacific, it genuinely fits into Amore Pacific cushion compacts.
Third, the performance.
Really? Are you lot freakin' kidding me?
Really, if I am going to pass that much coin on a luxury cosmetic, I hold back it to be, you lot know, luxury too stuff.
What I don't hold back it to practice is to oxidize inside thirty seconds of beingness applied.
And I don't hold back it to totally rub off too disappear inside three hours of beingness applied.
This cushion was released inwards Nihon the same twenty-four hours that the Shu Uemura cushion hitting the stores and, of course, I was at the Dior counter that afternoon gear upwards to shop.
I'm glad they added that past times Dior disclaimer, but I'm certain at that spot volition all the same live naive souls out at that spot reading it too believing that it was Dior who came upwards with the commencement cushion ever.
I asked the sales assistant for the lightest shade, 005, too she dutifully swiped or thus on my hand. And nosotros both stared inwards utter horror.
She looked at the cushion label, she looked at printed color table, too thinking the cushion was mislabeled, genuinely went to opened upwards a novel one.
She swatched it on my arm again, too the same affair happened. The swatch turned into a nighttime mess inside thirty seconds.
Her exact words were "I don't know why it's thus dark, but it's also nighttime for you. I can't sell this cushion to you. The color looks goose egg similar the swatch table. I'm thus sorry."
This cushion comes inwards three shades: 005, 010 too 020 - dark, darker too the darkest.
005 was supposed to live the lightest, developed with fair-skinned Japanese women inwards mind. I am non Japanese, but at that spot is plenty of Japanese base of operations makeup I tin wear. Because it's low-cal plenty for me. And because it doesn't oxidize instantly upon application.
Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 calendar week later, at a dissimilar Dior counter, the sales staff was much improve prepared. They clearly knew that this shit oxidizes similar crazy too were instructed on how to apply it.
I was sat inwards forepart of the mirror too apartment out told that the color is supposed to live that dark. Because, gauge what? It's supposed to live applied onto a gummy white primer base of operations to expression good.
Having said that, the sales lady grabbed non one, but TWO bottles of dissimilar white primers too went to work. When she turned me into a white faced geisha, she thus applied a layer of cushion on plow over of it all.
She also clearly knew that this cushion has a lasting ability of zero, because she thus proceeded to work copious amounts of pulverisation to laid it all into place. She didn't halt until she turned me into a noh mask. And despite her best efforts the foundation all the same managed to darken. She pretended it was supposed to expression similar that. As if having a human face upwards several shades darker than the cervix is a novel fashion trend, or something.
When I was leaving the counter, I overheard or thus other customer, a middle aged Japanese woman, complaining that "Why is this foundation thus dark? Is this the lightest color?"
That somehow leads me to believe that Dior's mindset is all the same stuck inwards the colonial times, when them Asian savages were considered xanthous faced beasts.
Asian brands somehow create practice to build a diversity of shades to adapt a diversity of lighter pare tones (darker pare tones, that's unfortunately, or thus other story), both Asian too non-Asian. And a western build land took the reference to "yellow race" quite literally.
What the fuck Dior?
Swatch of Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ inwards shade 005:
Anyway, is at that spot anything I similar virtually this cushion?
Apart from the fact that it looks similar a Korean cushion too fits into Amore Pacific cushion compacts, no, non really.
Fourth, the ingredients.
Really? Are you lot freakin' kidding me?
Its magical brightening powers are supposed to come upwards from its star component - edelweiss a.k.a. Leontopodium alpinum.
But when you lot expression at the component list, you lot volition consider that Leontopodium alpinum extract is the 36th component out of 48 ingredients total. Ahead of this magical extract nosotros receive got "parfum" too nearly all other fragrance ingredients inwards the formulation. Which makes it clear that the piteous edelweiss is at that spot inwards line amounts, solely for marketing purposes.
Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ ingredients:
So at that spot you lot receive got it.
What should receive got been tears of joy that nosotros finally instruct a decent cushion from a western brand, turned into the weeping hr over my ain stupidity for buying this nonsense.
At to the lowest degree the puff looks familiar, wouldn't you lot say?
And the other side:
Conclusion:
I should receive got listened to myself too sat this 1 out.
But I didn't. Because Dior, you lot know.
Stupid me.
Po polsku:
Poniewaz podklad w poduszce Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ to kolaboracja Diora z poludniowo-koreanskim gigantem kosmetycznym Amore Pacific, oczekiwalam poduszki o poludniowo-koreanskim standardzie (czyli o swiatowym standardzie).
Amore Pacific to koncern practice ktorego naleza takie marki jak, miedzy innymi, Laneige i Iope. Marki Amore Pacific sa znane ze swoich podkladow w poduszkach i co roku plasuja sie na czolowych miejscach w kosmetycznych rankingach.
Od Diora oczekiwalam takiej samej jakosci.
A tymczasem to co zaserwowal nam Dior pod postacia Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ to kosztowny bubel.
Podklad 10 utlenia sie w ekspresowym tempie i ma zerowa trwalosc.
Skladnik, ktory jest na czolowym miejscu marketingowej papki, edelweiss (szarotka alpejska), znajduje sie na 36 miejscu w skladzie. Caly sklad ma 48 pozycji i powyzej szarotki znajduje sie cala gama skladnikow perfumowych. To mowi samo za siebie.
Pomimo zapewnien, ze kolory tego podkladu zostaly dobrane z mysla o azjatyckich karnacjach, sa 1 malo trafione. Co wraz z ekspersowym utelnianiem powoduje, ze mamy trzy odcienie koszmarnej zoltosci - ciemny, ciemniejszy i karykaturalny.
Nie wiem czy eksperci kolorystyczni od Diora wiedza, ze Azjatki raczej stronia sie od slonca i ze wiele z nich odcieniowo plasuje sie w okolicach NC15. Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 jak 10 podklad ma sie practice NC15 to widac na swatchach.
Podsumowujac, Diorsnow Bloom Perfect Brightening Perfect Moist Cushion SPF50 PA+++ to bubel.
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